
Dear Minions (we love you),
Fighting for good is hard. But somebody’s got to do it.
Marcus and I recently met with some of the incredible people who help NYC to Live United, or should we say, “live inspired”.
Thank you United Way NYC! It is organizations like you that make it easy to want to do good!
“But what the heck does United Way of New York do?”, you ask with lips pursed in in silent if not intimidating determination.
WELL.
United Way = The unbearable greatness of great things which can’t be described unless greatly.
Nonetheless. At your intimidating insistence, we will attempt to use all our superhuman abilities to communicate this.
The United Way believes that there are three essential keys to a “good life”:
EDUCATION, INCOME and HEALTH
-United Way of New York City (UWNYC) provides a number of assistance programs throughout the city to ensure that all it’s residence are capable of attaining them.
-They also provide monetary assistance to a number of smaller non profits. They were able to raise and donate almost $100 MILLION last year alone.
Basically, if United Way of NYC were a person. That person would be greater than all the imaginings of Old Spice Guy combined. That’s right, 10+ times more amazing than riding a horse backwards while simultaneously surfing, chopping lumber and saving a village full of orphan refugees who just escaped from North Korea.
Keep this in mind next time you’re thinking about greatness.
We will leave you with that for now, stay tuned for more good stuff coming your way.
With Love,
Kara and Marcus